Best theif

[FEMiroth]

In awesomeness, Volke owns them all, but sothe wins here becuase he is actually a thief.

[Anima Sage Erk]

Well duh Volke is cooler than them all.
Ike:"Will you come to dinner once in a while?"
Volke:"100 Gold"
Ike:" Thats more than you charge for a lock!"
Volke:"I don't like large groups." *walks off*
Ike:"Maybe I should just tell Mist he's dead"

[Ysera]

lol xD
I LOVED that scene
Yeah, Volke is really awesome and you will never know anything about him =P
Well...not much ^^

[PhoenixTears]

haha, lols. I just found a FAQ with FE9 game script.

Ike: ...Volke?
Volke: Right here.
Ike: Gah! Where've you been? You disappeared the moment we got on this ship!
Volke: Don't worry about it. I'll be there when you need me.
Ike: It's not me; it's my sister. You've never once shown up for a meal, and she thinks you're dying of hunger.
Volke: Did we ever eat together while we were on land?
Ike: All right, listen. Land? Big. Ship? Small. It's not the same thing! I don't want Mist roaming the ship with a plate of food anymore. So please, eat one meal a day with us.
Volke: One hundred gold.
Ike: You're going to charge me? To make you eat? And that's more than you charge to pick a lock! Why?
Volke: I don't like large groups. Bye. Call me if you decide it's worth it.
(Exit Volke)
Ike: Maybe I should just tell Mist he's dead...

XD Yes, one of the greatests scenes ever.

Ike: How go things in Gallia? You're not engaged in open hostilities with Daein, are you?
Ranulf: Not yet.
Ike: What's that supposed to mean?
Ranulf: In light of your army's success, the elders have finally agreed on something. Gallia will lend its full support to Princess Crimea's efforts to liberate her homeland. It's a done deal!
Elincia: Really?
Ike: So, is the Gallian army going to--
Ranulf: We're going to establish communications with them and create a united front. That being said, Gallia is here to support you. The Crimean army will always be at the center of the effort. Don't forget that.
Ike: King Gallia is being most gracious. That posture will allow Crimea to lay claim to any victories we achieve.
Ranulf: Don't say things like that! I'm shocked that you would understand such subtleties. Who are you, and what have you done with Ike?
Ike: I don't believe you have the right to speak to me like that. Kidding. Actually, Soren just lectured me on the same situation when we received reinforcements from Begnion.
Ranulf: Of course. You were tutored by your nervous little staff officer. Now I get it... Has he snapped yet? He seems high-strung.

Lawls. 'Who are you and what have you done with Ike?'

[Anima Sage Erk]

I loved that. Soren is my fourth favorite character. Ranulf and Ike are hilarious together.

[PhoenixTears]

Ranulf and Ike are hilarious together.

XD We know, right?

Ike: Are you one of Gallia's sub-humans?
Ranulf: Sub-human? Ha! What arrogance it takes to coin such a name! You think yourselves  the only ones worthy of the name "human", and so we laguz must be beneath you? And thus you call us "sub-human". We are less than human to you, is that it?
Ike: I'm sorry... I don't know any other name for you. If I have offended you, I apologize. What should I call you? Laguz? Would that be more appropriate?
Ranulf: Huh? You show manners? How odd. I like that. Now, you are... Who, exactly?

Ranulf: ...Understood. What thoughtful guests you are. If you'll excuse me. Oh, and if it's not overly presumptuous, I'll have food delivered to you later.

Ranulf: Twenty thousand gold for the life of a princess? Perfectly reasonable. In fact, it almost borders on insulting! Consider how you have suffered, the lives you have lost... Ten, no, a hundred times this amount would not be unreasonable.

Ranulf: Princess, I'm hurt! Of course my information is reliable.

XD I'd find more, but I think I have to leave now...
Huh... gotta go make some more sigs and stuff.

[Anima Sage Erk]

Soren: I think we should hire him. We know his motivation is money, and he should be easy to control.
Titania: You know he can hear you.
Soren: I don't think he minds.

Ranulf: Is that why you always close your eyes when you attack.
Mordecai: Yes.
Ranulf: You know Mordecai, if you weren't such a softie you would be a better fighter.

[Mia]

I thought we were talking about the best thief not the best quotes...

(I cant decide the the best thief...)

[Sothe]

Sothe followed by Volke.

[Ratiqu]

Having a strange obsession with assassins, I chose Volke. Because he's friggin' awesome. I'm kind of hoping they make a sequel to Radiant Dawn just so we can find out more about Volke.

Sothe is really good though. And Ranulf cracks me up.


And now, this is at Kiroshima, from before you guys went off on quotes. Alright, since when is Aran better than Nephenee? She capped all of her stats every time I played through. Most of them at about 20/15. Plus she's pretty hot.

[Anima Sage Erk]

Unfortunately some people don't take looks into consideration, which is why my friend uses Meg. I doubt a sequel to RD, but I am hoping for Ike to be a character in FE11, kind of like how Cloud was a character in Final Fantasy Tactics.

[Stefan the SwordSaint]

I take looks in consideration (a little but mostly personality), and I don't like Meg in either case.

[Ratiqu]

Yeah, Meg's just weird. She died the first time around before I got to Zihark, so it was a HUGE surprise when I found out Meg was trying to hook up with Zihark.

[Leonri]

^ A lot of your characters seem to die very quckly.....

[Ratiqu]

Actually, I think Meg was the only one. There might be a couple more that I'm unable to recall at the moment, but I think she was the only one.